iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

poopflow:

im so glad he exists

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

“I was quiet, but I was not blind.”

— Fanny Price, Mansfield Park (Jane Austen)

shitshilarious:

he was never seen or heard from again